(Source: memewhore, via darthaider)
why does sex have to result in babies why cant it result in pizza
“push, Helen! push!” she gives the last of her energy, and she hears it
the soft, tender sizzle of a freshly baked pizza
the doctor holds it up by the crust, carefully snipping off the little plastic table
“it’s a deep dish!”
what the hell is wrong with this website
We like pizza and not babies.
(via nefariousalpaca)
(Source: fuckyeahjanelparrish, via pizza)
I FOLLOW BACK 1OO%
(Source: sitting-on-tables, via warm-euphoria)
Negativity is a very nasty and contagious disease. Remove yourself from all negative people, situations, and things. Choosing to be positive will help you maintain a better attitude, better health, and mind set.
—Jefroy Hanson (via yogachocolatelove)
(via thepaleflamingo)
Kimya Dawson
—The Competition
Kimya Dawson - The Competition
Kimya understands<3
(Source: oleyeverlarsen, via pajamais-vu)
tumblr is way more fun when i have tons of homework to do
do you ever feel, like a plastic bag, able to carry groceries, but also able to strangle and kill a small child
(via makeoutwithyourposter)
